Please fill out as many as you can in 5 minutes (or not). After you submit this form, educators, psychiatrists, and comp majors will look at it and we will laugh at you until we can laugh no more.

Remember, these are free response questions so feel free to interpret the questions and answer them in whatever way you feel like.

Full Name:


Email Address:


How'd you find this website?:


Nicknames:


Hometown:


How many monkeys do you own?


Do you drink?


Have you ever gone skinny dipping?


Do you make fun of people?


Have you ever been convicted of a crime?


Best Online Friend:


One pillow or two?


Pets:


Favorite Music


Do you watch MTV (music television? more like empty(MT) Vision)?:


Hobbies:


Dream Car:


Type of Car you drive now:


Words or phrases you overuse


Credit Card:


Toothpaste:


Favorite Foods:


Favorite Smoothie:


Favorite Hairstyle:


Piercings/Tattos?


How do you characterize yourself? (hopeless romantic or not at all)


Do you get along with your parents?


Favorite Ice Cream:


Favorite Drink:


When's your bedtime?


Nike, Adidas, or Reebok?


Favorite Perfume/Cologne?


How often do you use the bathroom (number one or two)


Favorite Song at the moment:


Most loved Subject in school


Least loved Subject in school


Favorite Alcoholic Drink (yuck)


Favorite Sport to watch


Most humiliating moment


Loudest person u know:


Craziest or silliest person you know:


BackStreet Boys or N'Sync:


Scheme, Java, or C++?:


Do you pee in the swimming pool?


Do you pee in the shower?


Would you rather have someone pee in your face or poo on your chest?


If you could have as many arms as you wanted, how many would you have?


Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?


What is the point of this survey?