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Favorite Smoothie: Instant Vigor
Angel Food
Carribean Way
Light and Fluffy
Muscle Punch
Super Punch
Raspbury Sunrise
Pineapple Pleasure
Island Treat
Cranberry Supreme
Peach Slice Plus
Grape Expectations 2
The Activator
Slim and Trim (teeheehee)
THE HULK
Mangofest
Pep Upper
Immune Builder
Peanut Power
Power Punch Plus
The Activator
Power Meal (Isopure)
High Protein Bannana
High Protein Pineapple
High Protein Chocolate
High Protein Lemon
High Protein Almond Mocha
Anabolic Surprise
Steroid Punch Plus
My favorite smoothie isn't listed, you jive turkey


Please check all that apply (multiple items may be chosen)
Please harass and solicit me
Give my email address to spammers who will constantly bombard my mailbox with junk mail until the end of time
I like to pee in swimming pools
I eat boogers
I do not eat boogers
I still wear diapers
I've had beef before.
I've had beef in the past three months
I've had beef with multiple people simultaneously in the past five days
I've farted in front of my roomate
I'm farting in front of my roomate right now
My eyes hurt from looking at your website
Kong's apartment is cool
I want to be a pirate
I want to be a fireman
I like to click buttons

Who's your favorite ninja turtle?
Leonardo
Donatello
Raphael
Michaelangelo
Splinter (He wasn't a turtle, but he taught them to be ninja teens, remember?
Casey Jones (hahaha...CASEY JONES RULES!!!!)
Hey, remember when Vanilla Ice rapped in TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooz? That sucked.
The Neutrinos (yeah, they weren't turtles but they sure were rad, eh?)

Have you ever peed in a swimming pool?
Yes
No
....No...
I'm peeing in a pool right now
No, but I pee in the shower
I pee in the shower AND in the pool
I even pee when taking bubble-baths
What? You mean you don't?

Have you taken any anabolic steroids or any performance-enhancing drugs in the past three months (not counting smoothies, of course)?
No
Yes
Just call me Captain Anabolic
Just call me Sergant Steroid
My mommy told me to say 'no' to drugs

What's your current GPA? 3.9-4.0 3.7-3.8 3.0-3.6 GPA isn't important GPA is for sissies You're a sissy You're Momma's a sissy GPA? That sounds like GSA...man, do they suck.

How many monkeys do you own? None 1-5 5-30 30 and above That's none of your monkey-business

Who's your favorite member of the RLQCrew? Me Ryan "Triceps" Quock Sean "Beef Master" Kim Eric "Back-Exercise Master" Lindsay GUNS David "Hardcore Homey" Kong Gilbert "I need a new nickname" Wang James "Doesn't have a nickname" Hsia Jasper "Has worked out with us" Yen Dale "BiG baLLa" Lee Reuben "I broke my ankle at Gymmania" Uy Jerry "Fu-Man-Chu" Fu Lenny "Busdriver" Chow MCB

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