"That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen."
"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say it
you big, fat monkey."
"Your momma's generatively recursive."
--Clever Comp210 Student
"Your momma's a red-black tree."
--Clever Comp212 Student
"Your momma IS two's complement."
--Clever Comp320 Student
"This class is gay."
--Clever Women and Gender Studies 201 (Intro to gay and lesbian studies) student