Rice
"Hey, you stole my source code!"-Anonymous Rice Student(s)
Daniel Wang
Dennis Lu
Catherine Lee
Joyce Lee (also related to Catherine)
Tina Kim
Brett Taira
Olen RAMBO(W)
Saqib Siddik
New Life Fellowship (check out the Japan HC...email sean kim for details)
"Eh, I can't believe...you made this website."
--Sean Kim
"Eh, I can't believe...you made this website."
--Eric Lindsay
"I can't believe you made this website!!!"
--Jane Sim
The "I don't update my webpage" Section
- The Sean Kim Page
- The Andrew Page
- Under Construction, by James Hsia
- A Haiku, by Gilbert
- This website
"How did a retard like you get into Rice?"
--Love, your Special Ed Teacher
Rice University
"Brown--darn, we're swell."
--Brown (slightly modified quote)
"Martel--yay."
--Apathetic Martelians
Sports
"Stay away from my family."--Hakeem Olajuwon
"How did you find out where I live?"
--Kenny Smith
"I thought my phone number was unlisted..."
--Matt Bullard
"If I ever see you on my property again I will kill you. Hahaaha!! No, really...you're dead meat."
--Steve Francis
"You guys look like girls when you play badminton."
--David Kong
Badminton
Educational
"Think outside the box"
--Justin Baeder
--Lapu-Lapu
"Wo hui shuo muy bien Zhongwen."
--Krause
"Ni3 de xin1 hen3 hei1"
--Mao Zedong
"This is the second biggest piece of trash I've ever seen."
--Benjamin Franklin
"Four-score and seven years ago....man, your webpage really sucks."
-- Abe Lincoln
"Objects close to the surface of the earth fall at a constant acceleration of 9.81 meters per second squared, kind of like how your website constantly sucks."
--Sir Isaac Newton (or Sir Isaac Kilogram-Meters per Second squared)
Musical
Guns, Joan, and Amy have a CD out! Order the CD, listen to "In the Secret", and try to find where John Tran electronically inserted his voice!Theophany Music
"Just call us Weird Al's of Christian Music."
--ApologetiX
WHAT?! In the Philippines there exists another Reuben Uy... And he has a band, too. What's with the name???
The Spanking Monkeys (?)
"Aren't you glad your kids aren't listening to gangsta rap?"
--89.3 FM KSBJ
"Where's my hairbrush?"
--Larry the Cucumber
"Do dodo, do do do, do do do, do dodo do do do...yeah."
--SonicFlood
"Are you in the big fish, sitting in the belly of a world gone mad?"
--FFH
"Guitars are fun."
--Reuben Uy
Rockin' With the Cross
"I am the strongest woman in the world!"
--Chun Li
The VideoGame Music Archive
Non-Sequitur
"May the force be with you...for me to poop on"--Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
THE ANCIENT POWER
"Shoryuken!!"
--Ryu
Watch the insane infinite combos
"I'm a dance, dance, dance, dance, dancing machine."
--MC Hammer
Watch the insane dance freaks
"Aku soku zan."
--Saito Hajime
Click here for Kenshin MANGA!!!
"Somebody set up us the bomb!"
--Mechanic
The Ultimate Video Game Intro of all time (ZeroWing)
"He he he. I drag your soul in the evil world."
A crash course in SNK-English
"If I don't have my money by midnight tomorrow, you'll be wearing cement shoes, if you catch my drift *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge*."
--Sincerely with hugs, kisses, and dandelions, Big Tony
"I had a feeling that in hell there would be mushrooms."
--Guybrush Threepwood
"The Commissioner thinks we may have an excess of energy, what with the current city-wide wave of lawfulness and courtesy."
--Sam and Max
"So, have you ever killed anybody?"
--Randy King during my first job interview
Bryan Calvin Insurance
I used to work here and I created their old website...but they apparently removed it and replaced it with a "better" site...pretty beefy
"Don't eat beef!"
--Cows
Chick-Fil-A
(the only site I know of that doesn't advocate beef)
Save the World
Ever wanted to fight cancer, feed the hungry, and house the homeless, but was too cheap to do anything about it? Well, get stop wondering and start clicking!"Take a minute, bust a prayer and you're good to go."
--MC Hammer
Donate bibles!
"What disease should I fight next, Cancer or AIDS?"
--Sean Kim
Free Donations
Reuben: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Gilbert: "I'm saving the world."
James: "I just donated 2 pencils to orphaned children."
The Hunger Site
Eric has his own save-the-world page right here. See if you can identify the mal-nourished kids in the photo.
If you'd like me to add your site to this list (or you'd like your site removed from this list) then just email me