You've decided to stay in class. Good news: The teacher didn't ask for the homework assignment. Bad news: It's because a right-wing terrorist faction has taken your school hostage. Two bad-looking dudes with bad-looking haircuts and cheaply assembled rifles walk in and discuss their plans of world domination with the class. Any Questions?

• Pick up the stapler on the teacher's desk and assault one of the terrorists. Use him as a human shield while you rearrange his face then take out the other terrorist with the first terrorist's gun.
• Start pretending to cry like the other students are doing and put your head on your desk. Let the SWAT Team take care of the terrorists.
• Ask to go sharpen your pencil.