> Bloopers you might enjoy...
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> "Smoking kills.  If you're killed, you've lost a very important
> part of your  life."
>      Brooke Shields said to demonstrate why she should become
>      spokesperson for a federal antismoking campaign
>
> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
>      Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
>
> "I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress,
> especially members of the House and members of the Senate."
>      Vice-President Dan Quayle (surprise, surprise)
>
> "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
> rates in the country."
>      Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
>
> On Pesticides:
> "Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying
> of something else anyway."
>      Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board, on
>      chlordane
>
> "The exports include thumbscrews and cattle prods, just routine
> items for the police."
>      Commerce Department spokesman on a regulation allowing the
>      export of  various products abroad
>
> "Are you any relation to your brother Marv?"
>      Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV
>      commentator
>
> "If you can't make the putts and can't get the man in from second
> on the bottom of the ninth, you're not going to win enough
> football games in this league, and that's the problem we had
> today."
>      Sam Rutigliano, Cleveland Browns coach, on why his team lost
>
> On  Government Ability to Communicate After Death:
> "Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be
> discontinued...Reason: it has been reported to our office that
> you expired on January 1, 1976."
>      Illinois Department of Public Aid
>
> On Criticism:
> "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
> jackass--and I'm just the one to do it."
>      a congressional candidate in Texas
>
> "It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant."
>      Perdue chicken ad, as mistranslated abroad
>
> MEMBERS AND NON-MEMBERS ONLY
>      sign outside Mexico City's Mandinga Disco in the Hotel
>      Emporio
>
> Wish--To end all the killing in the world
> Hobbies--Hunting and fishing
>      from personal statistics of California Angel Bryan Harvey,
>      flashed on the scoreboard at Anaheim Stadium
>
> "He's trying to take the decision out of the hands of twelve
> honest men and give it to 435 Congressmen!"
>      Representative Charles Vanik of Ohio, when he heard that the
>      indicted Spiro Agnew was asking to have his corruption case
>      tried by the House instead of in a regular court
>
> "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's
> history...this century's history....  We all lived in this
> century.  I didn't live in this century."
>      Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican
>      vice-presidential candidate during a news conference in
>      which he was asked his opinion about the Holocaust
>
> "In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent..."
>      John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in
>      an early seventies speech, as reported in a contemporary
>      "American Scholar"
>
> "At the Lincoln Park traps on Sunday...over 80 shooters took part
> in the program.  Rotarians, be patriotic!  Learn to shoot
> yourself."
>      from Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"
>
> "The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who
> make them unsafe."
>      Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
>
> "I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are
> vastly underpolluted."
>      Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank,
>      explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World
>      countries
>
> On the Little-known Importance of Poultry Inspectors:
> "The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal
> death penalty for certain violent crimes:  assassinating the
> President; hijackiing an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
> inspector."
>      Knight Ridder News Service dispatch
>
> "After finding no qualified candidates for the position of
> principal, the school department is extremely pleased to announce
> the appointment of David Steele to the post."
>      Philip Streifer, superintendent of schools, Barrington Rhode
>      Island
>
> "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
>      baseball great Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
>      hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series
>