The OJ Simpson Trial (as told by Dr. Seus)

I did not kill my lovely wife
I did not stab her with a knife
I did not bonk her on the head
I did not know that she was dead


I stayed at home that fateful night
I took a cab, then took a flight
The bag I had was just for me
My bag! My bag! You leave it be


When I came home I had a gash
My hand was cut from broken glass
I cut my hand on broken glass
A broken glass did cause that gash


I have nothing, nothing to hide
My friend he took me for a ride


DID YOU TAKE THIS PERSON'S LIFE?
DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE?
I did not do it with a knife
I did not, could not, kill my wife


I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime


DID YOU HIT HER FROM ABOVE?
DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE?
I did not hit her from above
I cannot even wear that glove


I did not do it with a knife
I did not, could not, kill my wife


I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime


And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn
And to my family whom I love
Hey, now I'm free-GIVE ME BACK MY GLOVE!!