>>All in A Name... >> >>If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. >> >>If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. >> >>If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho. >> >>If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra. >> >>If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hey! it's the '90's!, he'd be Cat >Doggy >>Dogg. >> >>If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton >>John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. >> >>If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman >>Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Monster. >> >>If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. >> >>If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry >>Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver. >> >>If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg >>Pooh. >> >>How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be >>Boog Alou. >> >>If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry >>Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G. >> >>Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so >>he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. IF he married Howard >>Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare. >> >>If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she'd >>be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. >> >>If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then >>moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King. >> >>If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, and Edith Piaf married Rose Tu the >>elephant, they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu. >> >>If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of >>Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she >>would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. >> >>If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, >>divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur. >> >>If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show >>business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then >>divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly >>when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy."