Taking pictures with cows...

$150 (Well, that's how much my digital camera cost)



Milking a fake cow...

moooo

FREE



Riding a fake cow...

also free



Pulling off a fake cow's horns...

beefy

$500-$700 with a maximum sentence of 2 years in prison



Touching a cow's butt...

Let's not go there...



Visiting the Houston Museum of Natural Science...

wheee!

5 freaking dollars



Impersonating a weather reporter...

And now, here's Giblert with an update on Hurricane Boom-Shika

One million dollars



Riding the train around Hermann Park...

dude!!

$2



Rolling down the hill next to the Miller Outdoor Theatre...

i think i'm gonna puke

PRICELESS