The Beef Sheet
| Name | ||
| School | Hometown / Place of origin | |
| Major(s) | Interests, hobbies |
| Lenny Chow | ||
| St. Thomas | Sugarland, TX | |
| Econ, Pre-med | Puzzle Fighter, Busdriving |
| Tim Park | ||
| Trinity | Spring, TX | |
| Unknown | Driving, raquetball, rooming with Krause |
| Michael Jordan | ||
| North Carolina | Chicago, IL | |
| Basketball | Busdriving, Selling my soul to the devil in order to receive unbelievable basketball skill |
| Joyce Lee | ||
| Memorial HS, Northwestern | Houston, TX | |
| Film | Dong |
| 'Zig' | ||
| 2101 A.D. | What you say!! | |
| Great Justice | Taking off every 'zig' |
| Shawn | ||
| Hastings | Alief, TX | |
| Evil Economics | Being evil, because I'm sean's lesser-known evil twin brother |
| Choo-choo | ||
| Rice | Vietnam | |
| Bus Driving | Hanging out at Rice, rapping, speaking english, long walks on the beach... |
| Cats | ||
| Bellaire HS | Cats' Base | |
| Making all your base belong to us | Setting up someone the bomb |
| Captain | ||
| Hastings HS | Atlanta, GA | |
| What happen!! | Taking off every 'zig', Making my time |
| Bosno | ||
| Westbury HS | Bowlan Lane | |
| Frisby-Catching | Biting Sean Kim |
| Phil Phung | ||
| Puzzle Fighter HS | California | |
| Being Master of the Universe (is that a major???) | Schooling everyone in Puzzle Fighter |
| Sean Kim | ||
| Hastings | Alief, TX | |
| Econ, Mana, Psyc | girls, working out, talking about chest hair |
| Gilbert Wang | ||
| Some highschool in DC | D.C., USA | |
| Comp Sci, Econ | Making assemblers, begging the code fairies to fix our assembler |
| Jake Mundt | ||
| Some Dallas highschool | Dallas, TX | |
| Computer Science | Hacking, turning Symmonds2 into a lan party |
| Andrew Fuqua | ||
| Some highschool in Tombal | Tombal, TX | |
| CompSci | Hunting, dropping furniture from the balcony of Sid Rich |
| Jonathan CHUNG | ||
| Bellaire HS, UT | Bellaire, TX | |
| Electrical Engineering | working out like crazy, AIM, visiting girls in Houston |
| David Kong | ||
| Hardcore HS | Mission, TX | |
| Econ, Secret of Mana, Sociology | Hugging teddy bears, smelling flowers, being tickled |
| Steve So | ||
| Hastings | Alief, TX | |
| Electrical Engineering,Basket-Weaving | Counter-Strike, Wolfenstein 2, Diablo 2, Chip and Dale's MMORPG |
| Chad Hernandez | ||
| Rice, UNT(?) | New Mexico | |
| Undeclared |
| Steve Francis | ||
| Clements HS | Sugarland, TX | |
| Taking you out (not on a date) | Basketball, basketball, basketball |
| Ryan Lee Quock | ||
| Some dental school in houston | Lake Jackson, TX | |
| Dentistry, Biology | crushing walnuts between my pecks, stomping on shadiness |
| Darth Maul | ||
| Home-schooled | Sith | |
| Sith Studies | Hunting Jedi and their loved-ones, badminton |
| He-Man | ||
| School for the Performing and Visual He-Mans | Greyskull | |
| Being Master of the Universe (I guess it is a major...) | vanquishing skeletor, statistics |
| Jonathan Krause | ||
| Bellaire HS, Trinity | Bellaire, TX | |
| Business, Chinese | AIMing, sleeping, eating, doing laundry in Japan and Taiwan |
| Reuben Uy | ||
| Westbury Christian HS | Houston, TX | |
| Computer Science | beef, dropping evil classes, doing laundry |
| Eric Lindsay | ||
| Bellaire HS | Bellaire, TX, Japan | |
| Econ, Mana, Poli Sci | meeting Jaapanese people, playing gameboy |
| James Hsia | ||
| Baton Rouge HS | Baton Rouge, LA | |
| Computer Science, Econ | mastering every videogame and sport known to man |
| Olen Rambow | ||
| High School for the Performing and Visual Arts | Houston, TX | |
| Physics | Mastering Physics, drumming, being quick and white |
| Catherine Lee | ||
| Memorial HS, Rice | Houston, TX | |
| English | Aceing orgo, making $$$ in NY |
| Operator | ||
| Ken's School of Operator Precedence | Houston, TX | |
| Computer Science | Getting signal, main screen turning on |
| Grace Tsuei | ||
| Katy/Taylor, University of Texas | Katy, TX | |
| Pre-medicine | cars, cars, cars |
| Jar Jar Binks | ||
| School of Annoyance and Stupidity | Naboo | |
| Irritating | being dumb and stupid and irritating |
| Matt Bullard | ||
| Shoot, I should know this | Houston, TX | |
| Sports Nutrition | Taking out the trash,pulling an atlas |
| RONG | ||
| MIT, which explains everything | Land of magical interpolation | |
| Computer Graphics | Making life miserable for Computer Graphics students |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | ||
| Midvale School for the Gifted | Austria | |
| CAAM | Giving out impossible assigments that don't make any sense |
| Jigglypuff | ||
| Rice, CMU | Hanszen | |
| Computer Science | Singing, Helping out Ash and the gang, forcing others to make Assemblers |