1. The first law of beef states that beef cannot be created or destroyed, but it can be converted from one form to another.
In other words, there is only a finite amount of beef in the universe. This may be hard to grasp, but this has been scientifically proven. Beef consists of two main forms: Potential Beef and Kintetic Beef (Uy 133). Potential Beef is beef that exists but has not yet materialized. Kinetic Beef can be thought of as "beef in action." This is the most common form of beef and it is the form that we have all come to know and love.
2. The second law says that beef moves to increase the disorder in a system.
This phenomenon, often referred to as entropy, is the defining attribute of beef. Beef, in its kinetic state, causes all sorts of problems in otherwise stable systems. Once introduced into the system, chaos ensues and the beef hits the fan.